Jokes Page

Why don't the most popular crisps run a marathon?

Because they're walkers!

Danielle



How did the skeleton talk to his friends?

On the skelebone!

Danielle

 

Why did the ghost go to the ball?


To see his ghoul friend!

What do gorillas sing at Christmas?


Jungle bells

How do you start a pudding race?

 

Sago!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a story.

Sit down and I'll read you.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pin.
I see your point!



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