Jokes Page

Where do birds go on holiday?

The Canary Islands!

Why did the witch fail in school?

Because she couldn't spell!

Why did the ghost go to the ball?

To see his ghoul friend!

What do gorillas sing at Christmas?

Jungle bells

How do you start a pudding race?

Sago!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a story.

Sit down and I'll read you.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pin.
I see your point!